I find it infuriating when people like many things that I don’t.

I didn’t say I eat mayo out of the jar. That would imply that I go to the grocery store and buy jars of food, I do not. I get my food at restaurants. What I said is that I could eat a jar.

wait what? I’m not white. Or are you saying mayo is bad because white people are gonna white? I’m not sure what that has to do with mayo.

I still don’t understand why everyone decided to use mayo as short hand for terrible food. Because it’s white? Couldn’t everyone have decided to use cauliflower instead?

This show is not good and I find the fact all of these people keep watching and think that is good to be infuriating.

So you’re on of those people who watched the Colbert Report and thought Colbert actually was a conservative?

This is precisely the problem with the mustang. This generation is great in every way. Except! I pass 25 of the fucking things on the way to work. I don’t want to be associated with those people.  If I lived in germany, I would totally get one, but here?

🙄 there are a lot of people who care about this, a lot.

Let’s be clear: no American not being paid to read the redacted Mueller report is reading 400 pages of anything that doesn’t include Russia prostitutes and pee-pee tapes. 

I was unaware of the incident in question. One of the things I find most compelling about Brand is that as a former heroin addict he is quite reflective about the various things he’s done in his life and what his motivations were or what he currently perceives them to have been. I think were you to ask him, he would…

sounds more like a Russian socket puppet. 

Maybe I’m missing something? Are you trying to say she want to fuck Russell Brand? If so, that’s sort of like a thing he does.

Wait what? Russell Brand is excellent. He’s really really thoughtful and shockingly introspective in precisely the way someone like Owens is not or at least is careful not to do in public.

Who doesn’t?  I like them burned actually but apparently that causes cancer.  

Is well done steak a black thing? I suspected this and said so on a date with a foodie woman who was extolling the virtues are raw food and like Steak Tartare or some shit.

You can see in the video right here, where Russel Brands interviews Candace Owens and she describes to him the moment she decided to sell out.

That’s because you wouldn’t get a student ID, LOL!

Hoe does this not have all the stars?

Same thing at Columbia. Before I lived at the NYU dorms I stayed with a friend at Columbia when I was in New York for interviews. She had to to go with me to the security desk, I had to show my driver licence and then sign in.