That's amazing. Do they come when you call their names? I believe I shall christen mine Robocop.

LOL. That makes me want one more. That should be the next cheesy SyFy movie. Revenge of the Roombas.

Well. Now I simply MUST have one. I want my own "obviously demented pet".

As soon as I saw the original commercial for the Roomba, I've wanted one. My desperation for a Roomba has only increased exponentially after this video came out.

Damnit, Chili's! Why do you hate children? Are you just tired of them throwing tantrums in your restaurants? If so, this plan is diabolical.

He posted a nude selfie of his giant gun and his not so giant gun. *ba-dum-dum*. Thank you. I am here all day.

I'd say I'm shocked, but this is the age where people take pictures of their shits and share them on social media.

LOL there's no way. It's actually rather sad that she thought she legitimately had a shot. Tracie's right. She should not be setting the bar so high if she wants to revive her acting career—AKA, a big blockbuster movie. A play perhaps. Maybe even a TV movie. But I can understand people not wanting to hire her because…

Word to this whole article. I hate those incessant "women/men logic" or "what men/women say vs. what they mean" "infographics" that pop up all over my news feed. Even The Guy Code did one "women logic", and I lost a little respect for those guys (or at least whoever runs TGC facebook page). No one man or woman thinks…

The major thing I glean from this is that Target is WAY too focused on the vaginas of underaged girls. I say this as a former employee, and I'm starting to be glad I got out when I did.

As a Jewish lady with Russian grandparents, I can inform you with the utmost sincerity to stay the hell away from anything called "pickled herring aspic". Needless to say, after eating that, it was a very bad Passover.

A few thoughts:

I know some avid teddy bear collectors, and I have a feeling they'll itch (no pun intended; eugh) to get this one. "Here is my Teacher Bear, my Soccer Bear, my Feel Better Bear, and my really creepy, permanently scarred 50 Shades of I Shat on MicrosoftWord And This is the Result Bear. Good thing that Feel Better Bear…

Oh, France.

Agree with you completely. And I'm sorry about what happened to you. It happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. It's true. You don't know the person on the opposite end of the monitor, what they've been through. I suppose it's difficult to remember that the person who you're calling a "Hitler fuckclown" is not…

I admit, I've done it, too. Attacked someone for not agreeing with me. I try to remember that there are actual people on the other side of that keyboard. But this particular person used the term "feminazi" and...yeah. Gauntlets were thrown. Names were called. Not my finest hour. You have more patience than I do. I…

I get where you're coming from. There have been times I've disagreed with the majority opinion and wanted to express it, but I had a feeling that I'd be e-tarred and feathered. It's happened on other sites (Thought Catalog, for one. Some of those commenters are needlessly mean) and it's not an experience I'd like to…

I am very sorry that you're getting such flak on here for expressing a differing opinion that may deviate from the general, and I'm equally sorry that you feel like you're unwelcome to post on here anymore. For what it's worth, I agree with you 100 percent.

Oh My Godzilla

First thing that popped into my mind: