Santa just served up a can of whoopass.

They're content in their little bubble of oblivion. Reality is just too frightening a concept.

Quite a few people don't believe me when I tell this story. They think it's too outlandish. Once I even got this response: "No one would threaten to rape a deaf person because they're handicapped." Even former "friends" have said I'm exaggerating. I have since cut them out. I wish I WAS exaggerating.

I can believe this. I can believe this completely because something similar happened to me. I hope no one minds if I share:

Lucy, is this you?

It's true. My penpals over there warned me that when I send them a package, it will likely get sorted through to make sure there is nothing "untoward" in the contents. So...no dildos with Obama's head on them to show my patriotism.

You win the Internet Comment of the Day Award. Congratulations. Here is your trophy:

I completely agree with you. Is Miley Cyrus a feminist? In my opinion, she isn't. At all. I feel like by declaring herself "the biggest feminist in the world", she's giving actual feminism a bad name. And it's not just the term "slut-shaming". The word "shaming" has started to be added to basically anything people…

I get the "You don't LOOK Jewish!" thing, too. Also, not exactly a racial stereotype, but I'm also deaf, so I get this: "You're Jewish AND deaf?! I never would've known by looking at you!" How exactly do you expect me to look? Like a stooped over Yente-Fiddler On the Roof-type holding a menorah in one hand whilst…

Jesus, that must've been terrifying to hear that. "Yeah, if you don't believe in my Messiah, you're going to burn in the fiery pits of hell for no reason". And to have his mother reinforce the ignorance! She obviously planted the seed. That kid probably grew up to be a borderline fascist because of his mother. You'd…

I so agree with you. It's even worse around this time of year. As a kid, I used to get questions from my classmates such as "Why don't you believe in Jesus?" and "Did you kill the Messiah?" and "Did you know you're going to hell? Mommy told me." Yes, being told that I was going to hell as an eight year old child was…

I had to click on this, simply because the title of the article was so crazy and I needed comprehension. I was not disappointed.

She is awful. Someone commented on Jenny Trout's amazing 50 Shits recaps that she had tweeted James with concerns that her book was abusive. Instead of addressing those concerns, she promptly blocked her.

I know. Above and beyond. If a guy ever removed my tampon for me, I'd be way too weirded out to go through with the sexin'.

What bothers me most is people act like this is the first erotic novel ever published. Erotica has been around for decades! Do people just not read?

How about her "own personal Christian Grey-flavored popsicle"? Or when he removed the tampon from her "down there"?

I have a friend who lives down South, in Alabama (not far from where this law firm is located, actually). She grew up with these people who became ridiculously stereotypical Southerners and one of them is actually the worst human being in the whole state. She says the n-word constantly, and when my friend calls her…

Right?! Cheers for the sleezy, sexist douchebags who only follow this site in order to piss people off by adding their own sleezy, sexist douchebag comments. Hope you guys have fun never getting laid, ever.

I went to a university that had a decent population of Deaf/Hard of Hearing students (I'm deaf myself) and many of them had hearing dogs or other such service dogs. Quite a few of these hearing dogs were pit bulls. Since they are so smart, they are more easily able to pick up the sign language commands and they are…

I work at Target. To access my Team Member Info, I have to go through that webssite. It is a bit of a pain in the ass, because the bottom of the page loads just as I click on the Careers link. Also, yes, it looks like a pop-up book. The whole site is eye-searing.