It’s FAR more like Porsche roofline than it is Mercedes. I don’t see it in your example image at all

Because we drank all the gelatin.

vodka. its cheap. works better than the over priced gel.

Does this work for you?

Rather bland compared with the DS9 concept promised a few years ago

Am I doing this right..?

I hope this the first in an amazing series:

The Taycan purchase is not a surprise. Bill is a Porsche fan and also owns a freaking 959, which instantly grants him all kinds of cred that no amount of tweeting can undo.

“But I’ve invaded the space they believed to be pristine and disrupted their equilibrium, rubbing my juicy black booty on their bias.”

Damn this is beautiful and shows how to be a real parent.

“Before we come get you” is a wild threat to make over a simple question. Snoop should get a knock on his door for that shit.

i don’t like big, stupid, size 14 shoes

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

The details are that they’re entitled assholes

Real talk: Gary has an Asian fetish and was trying to figure out how to hit on you, since telling him you are Texan blew up his “Ni Hao Ma” strategy.

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

No, it’s just correct at this point. Whatever this company may have been in the past, it’s just an overpriced toy for fat middle-aged dentist who feels the need for attention by breaking noise regulations. Nobody wants a Harley anymore nor should they. And as to evolving with the times, doubt it, I’m scared to drive…

This is so bad I can’t even watch.

I listen to far too much rap music.