Below, Pictured: A man who filmed a sextape with Scott Stapp, a man who routinely sang about raping teenage girls, and Sarah Palin - who is by far the least objectionable person in this picture.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

Dave Matthews Band

Come to CA, I can help you with that. I also have the Cactus Jack VS HHH Hell In A Cell match on VHS recording. Let’s do this.

Man, they must skip a lot of the Bible.

You forgot “Let’s watch and enjoy wrestling unironically!”

“Some of my best friends have children.”

The paths of Hernandez and Gronk could not be more wildly different since 2012.

Just looking for the restroom.

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Sit. Stay.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Not a single reference to GHOST AND THE DARKNESS sorta feels like uncited sources in a term paper.

I hate Ken Holland, and getting that confirmation about him being unwilling to get kicked upstairs earlier this year just buried the needle for me. The kind of egomaniacal asshole that he must be to not make way for the icon of the franchise has buried this team in shit, and will continue to do so until somebody…

The Law Offices of Hackenburg Petty & McCown - If you need a check now, check down with McCown

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold. The. Fuck. On.

Am I to understand the water is not turning the frogs gay?