In history classes far into the future, the question: what was the tipping point that started WWIII? will be easily answered on final exams, much unlike the convoluted response for say, WWI, it will be a simple, one word answer: Twitter.

Yeah, so I’m guessing sending an aircraft carrier across the sea didn’t exactly help, either.

“We’re in the NFL. We’re in a multibillion corporation. You can write that off on your taxes, but you’re charging these kids? There’s no part of it that’s right. Your heart’s not in the right direction when you’re doing that.”

I’m sure this joke will Passover many people’s heads.

It shouldn’t Holocaust these kids anything to attend.

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Trophies!?!??”

+6 million Jews.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,…

Anyone who thinks we’re more than 12 years away from President Johnson is simply out of their mind.

Pro wrestling isn’t real

Hopefully he gets a basketball rematch with Prince.

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.

This post needs more “Kneehigh Park” and “Player Haters Ball”

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

I make it a point to always post the white santa pic on articles about Megyn Kelly. I’m glad at least one jez writer has the wherewithal to do a Megyn Kelly post without treating her with kid gloves while acknowledging she’s a massive bigot.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.