Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

Real Talk: how are we all going to die?

Ya prolly should keep an eye on that drink, Hef.

this is grace, she lives in a constant cycle of needing reassurance that she is a good doggo

My dog Hank is a very good dog. Yes he is!!!

This year’s Easter Bunny be like..........................................^

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

The only thing worse in Mike Pence’s mind would be talking to any woman that isn’t his wife.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

Wait till you hear what they’re asking for in return for Mr. Peabody.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

The most efficient triple double I ever had was the 3 double scotch neats I had before my custody hearing.