“Hotel and a pool.”

Public works employees did a really good job cleaning all of this up, it’s actually not that bad here today. Everybody is in a reall great mood, fixing all the light poles.

I even got interviewed by CBS Philly, and I’m going to be on Channel 3 news babayy

Definitely my favourite James Taylor album.

He was a Def Leppard mirror away from looking like an explosion at the county fair merchants tent.

No, but he pulled off being a nutsack really well.

We never did get our one testicle.

I also thought the WeatherTech floorliners one was very much a dogwhistle bullhorn to xenophobes/racists everywhere.

Per Leah Remini, my wife and I were both shocked and amazed at the Scientology commercial. It was only surpassed by the Ram Trucks/MLK spot as the most offensive commercial of the night.

ok someone ate horse shit tho

But really I just had one question: What am I going to do now?

We are in a brave new world of Eagles fandom, and I can’t wait to see what’s next.

Horses are pretty sensitive, if that really happened, I hope the horse is okay.

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

Mobs of white people overturning cars is reported by CNN as “scattered vandalism”.

teen pregnancy has been normal since the dawn of time. Kylie having a baby at 20 with 50 mil in bank isn’t normalizing anything

Oh please. 16 & Pregnant sailed that ship eons ago.

No films featuring the voice of the average blue-collar worker?????