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Unbelievable. That guy must absolutely hate Russell Wilson.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

The only thing worse in Mike Pence’s mind would be talking to any woman that isn’t his wife.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

I just want to say that, as an owner, I’m extremely interested and am going to do everything in my power to get Sherman in a Packers uniform next season.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

Wait till you hear what they’re asking for in return for Mr. Peabody.

I bought one of those knives that has some matchsticks and fishing line in the handle.

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine.

BAH BAH, JEEM

Bill Simmons ranted about Jessica Simpson like a drunk best friend talking shit about your ex-gf to make you feel like you made the right decision. Kirby Puckett with boobs line is ridiculous.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

Agreed. I see the kids these days and there definitely aren’t a lot of cool minors.

I honestly think I’d vote for absolutely anyone who’d provide me with an ALTERNATIVE to coal mining, rather than keep doing it.

Stonyfield is not a union shop. They’re not interested, you rabble-rouser.

The most efficient triple double I ever had was the 3 double scotch neats I had before my custody hearing.