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I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

White Nationalism. (Basic Bitch edition.)

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Fuck every single one of them. They all spent 8 years being complete and total shits about President Obama. They can suck it up and deal with the many legitimate and real concerns we have over this damgerous idiot chump.

To Whom It May Concern:

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a shithead.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

This post is satire by humor writer Alexandra Petri

They were calling for impeachment of Obama from the start.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.

Remember when Hillary was accused of having no stamina?

I wish we could get Tea Leoni to be SOS. I figure just from filming almost three seasons of Madam Secretary has given her more experience and skill in diplomacy and dealing with world leaders than this assclown piece of shit

At this very moment, people who woke up in economy hotels this morning are questioning a lot of things about the world.

I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.