I was 13 at the time and loved the Wings more than anything. I still have this VHS tape my grandfather recorded for me and I remember him trying to describe the goalies squaring off at center ice, my mind broke. I legit fucking hated the Avs.

ZACH BRAFF WENT THERE

they still have boats?

Joe Sakic? Is that you? Shouldn’t you be figuring out how to trade Matt Duchene? Get back to work.

Keeping his catch glove on while in a fight is such a dirty move, but exactly what I would expect from him.

Good article, though I could have summed it up in one .gif

Bannon has the key to the food locker, and the strawberries.

I expect a great deal of humanity in these comments. A hundred times more than I expect from this administration. Great article!

+1 Always and Forever

Thanks for this. I knew the Wings play-by-play guy when I was a kid (grew up with his son). He was basically the nicest human being you’d ever meet. Listening to him gleefully calling the asswhooping the Wings laid out is pretty damn funny.

Well, I certainly hope the 2005 2-page tax return Trump himself obviously leaked to show that he paid taxes once reduces their paranoia.

So paranoid lunatics with fascist leanings aren’t good leaders or managers and have a hard time hiring competent staff? Who knew?

Oh man did Shanahan knock Roy off his hinges.

The best part of that whole saga was when Patrick Roy skated out to try and help Lemieux as he was getting pummeled by Darren McCarty and, just as Roy got there, he got absolutely leveled by Brendan Shanahan.

Tremendous read. Fuck Claude Lemieux.

A fish stinks from the head.

I feel like there’s a Tobias Funke joke to be made here.

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!