Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

all this work and and Iron duke engine? are you kidding me? this thing is gotta be slower than sand dune migration and for $17k?!?!? so much CP it seems to have awoken the dancing spirit of Rob Ford

They are real, and they are spectacular.

They would have fired her a long time ago, but her string broke off so they had to remove her the hard way. 

I see your period and raise you a question mark.

“So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it”

“What you do with your son’s pepperoni is between you, your wife and the mohel.” — 1960's Catskills Joke Generator.

I’m Italian, my wife is Jewish. Our son is a little kosher pepperoni.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

STICK TO FOOTBALL NOT JOKES. UR NAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO NOT JENEANE GARAPPOLO. FAKE NEWS

His Twitter and Instagram posts are just distractions. We need to pay attention to how he’s dismantling the EPA, the State Department, and abortion rights.

Goes to show. We never should have given firewater to the white man.

America has been descending nationally for a good six weeks now.

Mark Hollis has been at the University for too long not to have sniffed this. He is one of the best ADs in the country, and rightfully should be out of a job soon.

“Nice suit.”

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

I’m an MSU fan, and we blew our best shot at an NCAA title in years to Middle Tennessee fucking State. I was through with 2016 before anyone else

To your point, if anyone deserves to blow a 1 seed, it’s Kansas

#Goatse

The only thing that Lena Dunham has taught me is that I should not like Lena Dunham. And I don’t. What is that tweet, even?!!

You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.