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This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

*taps out* I’ve had enough of the world today. I’m going to write about space pirates and magical princesses.

Puck hitting goal post on your teams goal is best sound

You should have included the sound of someone kneeling during the National Anthem.

She killed her daughter, whether it was negligence or intentional. And she sleeps “pretty good at night” with the knowledge that her daughter is dead. Wow.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Shit, that’s where I live. The two biggest jobs in town are GM (‘cause they eliminated Oldsmobile) and state government. They’re cutting government funding left and right, and now GM is laying people off. Please explain to me how jobs are being brought to my area by our glorious leader???

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

I’m so confused. I thought A Dog couldn’t even read.

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Resign. Resign is the word you were looking for.

Lover of liberty and tallest Keebler elf Rand Paul

Dr. Octagon for Surgeon General

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

I refused to watch the speech, because obviously, but when I saw the headlines on NY1 this morning with the “press” pivoting to say he was “Presidential” and didn’t pee on any of the carpets, my reaction was, ‘here we go...’

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.