I feel like there’s a Tobias Funke joke to be made here.

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

Also, Dude… President Donald Trump is not the preferred nomenclature. Soon-to-be Disgraced Former President Donald Trump, please.

Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

all this work and and Iron duke engine? are you kidding me? this thing is gotta be slower than sand dune migration and for $17k?!?!? so much CP it seems to have awoken the dancing spirit of Rob Ford

They are real, and they are spectacular.

They would have fired her a long time ago, but her string broke off so they had to remove her the hard way. 

I see your period and raise you a question mark.

“So I know where I’m going to be for the next eight years of my life. It’s not an unreasonable time frame if you think about it”

I just wish they’d stop broadcasting my business all over the wasteland.

Amazon launches a radio station built on fighting a fictional (yet literal) Nazi regime that has taken over America.

Galaxy News Radio for me!

You know, for a group that prides itself of being armed badass patriots, they sure to whine a lot.

It’s telling that their knee-jerk reaction to an anti-nazi channel is to angrily oppose it.

In fairness, about 46% of people are stupid.

“What you do with your son’s pepperoni is between you, your wife and the mohel.” — 1960's Catskills Joke Generator.

I’m Italian, my wife is Jewish. Our son is a little kosher pepperoni.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

America has been descending nationally for a good six weeks now.