Mark Hollis has been at the University for too long not to have sniffed this. He is one of the best ADs in the country, and rightfully should be out of a job soon.

“Nice suit.”

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

I’m an MSU fan, and we blew our best shot at an NCAA title in years to Middle Tennessee fucking State. I was through with 2016 before anyone else

To your point, if anyone deserves to blow a 1 seed, it’s Kansas

#Goatse

The only thing that Lena Dunham has taught me is that I should not like Lena Dunham. And I don’t. What is that tweet, even?!!

You’ll be sorry you mocked him when the apocalypse comes, and you find yourself in desperate need of yards of paracord.

This post gets a stamp of approval from me, an apparently humorless feminist who was pissed at this morning’s posts.

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.”

*taps out* I’ve had enough of the world today. I’m going to write about space pirates and magical princesses.

Make America Fuck Again.

Puck hitting goal post on your teams goal is best sound

You should have included the sound of someone kneeling during the National Anthem.

She killed her daughter, whether it was negligence or intentional. And she sleeps “pretty good at night” with the knowledge that her daughter is dead. Wow.

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

Wow...further proof that those who run Facebook are simply complete assholes. BBC should have reported Facebook for receiving child porn just to stick it to them. Technically Facebook did ask for the pictures, which is *also* illegal. Just wow...

Shit, that’s where I live. The two biggest jobs in town are GM (‘cause they eliminated Oldsmobile) and state government. They’re cutting government funding left and right, and now GM is laying people off. Please explain to me how jobs are being brought to my area by our glorious leader???

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.