Just give the awards to Mad Max: Fury Road. Every year.

If Kellyanne fought Mercedes, would Conway win or would she get bitch-Schlapped?

Kellyanne’s feminism died at Bowling Green.

“You would try to say that repeated and prolonged use of marijuana had an effect on his brain so he couldn’t form clear intent to commit first-degree murder.”

I believe it. If they claim he got into craft beer and home brewing before becoming a serial killer, I’ll be all in on free Hernandez.

I literally just smoked a fat joint before I saw this story. I totally wanna get violent on some leftovers, but anything more than that is too much effort.

When keeping it real goes horribly real.

Yeah but Dick Cheney has never lived in Iceland, so that’s HUGE factor in choosing it over Wyoming.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

Everyone have their safety pins ready?

More like Sean DooALot, dontcha think? Dontcha?

The vast majority of Pewdiepie’s fans are children. And children are stupid. They’re not emotionally mature enough to fully grasp nuance or context. They see Jacksepticeye criticizing his actions while also voicing support, and all they understand is “Jacksepticeye talked shit about Pewdiepie.” They can’t see how…

It’s a mature reading of the situation that relies on nuance to make its point.

#neverforget #metalflute

The Grammys are awful. As a metal head they’ve been messing up that category since 1989.

Wait and see! Wait and see! I’m sure he’s just pulling us backward for so we can all get a good run-up at equality!

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.