Life is short, eat better pizza, then use our study pizza boxes to house... your... remains!

Fuck this list, there is no “getting hit by an ox plow” on here.

Would you say he’s out of tshape?

It’s not “Fuck the Pain Away” on repeat?

This dude’s also interviewed Oderus Urungus, Devin Townsend, Torche, Big Business and Colbalt on his show, some music on there that most Fox News folks wouldn’t even had heard of... I think he’s just trollin’ trollin’ trollin’ (yeah!) because... liberals? Everything is so dumb now.

Probably just buys the shirts but doesn’t listen to the music.

Is this better or worse than “thoughts and prayers?”

We sure this isn’t the body double? Find it hard Melania would be anywhere near a population that has a smidge of melanin in their skin, even if they’re from money.

-rips bong-

That wheel isn’t going to reinvent itself.

It’s like a Frisbee but heavier.

I’m sorry about getting all that candy corn - growing up in Northern Michigan that was a rare sight if anyone dropped that in our bags.

Seconded - Sanders gets my dick hard. Also I’ve lived in Michigan my whole life, what sort of monsters are handing out candy corn? THIS LIST IS A FRAUD.

I don’t know why I can’t post gifs...

Portnoy Acts Coy About Sex for Employ.

It’s how they use it?

“deserved a big glass of warm milk and a belly rub”

So... a handy and a glass or two of whiskey, right?

“You took the words right out of my mouth. Oh, it must of been while you were dissing me.”

-Meat Loaf

So does being an “Edge Lord” mean you’re really good at jerking off for long periods of time before cumming?

Sometimes he puts mayo all over his mouth and squeezes an egg in there, it’s so cute.

At the end of the day, Tomi and Britt are probably giving some very old men some powerful images to think of when they have sex with their very old wives.