Hey leave 2000's era butt metal Aquaman out of this, he’s... earned it?

Ugh... Roman Reigns.

Goat Todd was one of the only things helping me keep it together during that episode.

http://defamer.gawker.com/remember-when-tim-allen-almost-got-a-life-sentence-for-1682644188

Can we settle this war by having both country’s leaders see who can drink the most bleach?

Blake Bortles should start up his own line of plastic bottles say they hold 24 ounces but really only hold about 16, but only if it’s alcohol.  

Blake Bottles™.
 

That’s why I drink five glasses of milk a day, for my massive orgasms.

Jabba the Hutt, Jabba the Hutt, Jabba the Hutt, Jabba the Hutt.

Please make an aggregate review site that compares all movies to peoples opinions of if it’s like Predator.

My head hurts.

Would you rather drink an 8 oz. glass of tea made from cigarette butts or put out a cigarette on the palm of your hand?

Journey or Foreigner?

Counterpoint - roll up a fattie and watch BoJack Horseman.

If they replaced the MNF opening with “P.F.F.” I’d be ok with that.

1. “Songs about good looking ladies making food and being sad”
2. “Songs about getting drunk/high/fighting/being an outlaw”
3. A sharp, dry fart
4. “Are you ready for some footbaw?”

OH MY FUCK A BOWL OF PUPPIES AGHSFHKADFKLHADSFLHQWEGHEWRGLHK

Busted coverage, that’s what.

“HE HAS THE MIND OF A CHILD!”

I’ve been in Jack Stack’s once; the food was good but the thing I most vividly remember is going into the bathroom and walking into a toilet that looked like someone glazed toilet and the walls with Hersey’s chocolate syrup. A lot of that makes sense now.

Animals as Leaders - Inamorata
Gojira - World to Come
Isis - Not in Rivers, But in Drops
Strapping Young Lad - Detox
Ulver - For the Love of God
Pallbearer - Ashes

“Do we want a QB our fans boo because he sucks, or a QB our fans boo because they’re racist?”

(Shahid Khan twists his mustache and leans back in his chair, deep in thought)