It’s a cold-ass take.

Still one of my favorite CBB bits.

Talk about Harbaughing some resentment!

How is #99 not “Getting Hit by a Car?”

Wait it’s British so it has to be “Getting Walloped by the Motor” or something.

Lol Claw.

“Don’t forget to bring a towel.”
- Towlie/Ford Prefect

“...Yeah... and?”
-Ron Jeremy

I mean, if you’re going to drown your processed mashed potatoes in bbq sauce and/or butter, you gotta cut your calories somewhere.

“In the vein of my ninjas and ninjettes, “Woo-Woo!””
-Hillary Clinton in full mime makeup

Hoobastank!

Eh, let me know when we get to see the dragons and I’ll care.

Should have took a Flyer when it came to confronting his cell mate.

It... kind of makes sense.

Dude would totally be flexing in a mirror the entire time like Christian Bale in “American Psycho.” And he’s probably said “Don’t just look at her ass, eat it,” more than once.

Jesus, relax and have a Canada Dry™. 

I think this calls for a shit-in.

We’re not in an alternate dimension or a parallel universe - we now live in the Red Room of The Black Lodge.

“NTP slams spaghetti all over his shirt because he got distracted watching Netflix.”

That’s because it has to convey just how “epic” it is.