I mean, if you’re going to drown your processed mashed potatoes in bbq sauce and/or butter, you gotta cut your calories somewhere.

“In the vein of my ninjas and ninjettes, “Woo-Woo!””
-Hillary Clinton in full mime makeup

Hoobastank!

Eh, let me know when we get to see the dragons and I’ll care.

Should have took a Flyer when it came to confronting his cell mate.

It... kind of makes sense.

Dude would totally be flexing in a mirror the entire time like Christian Bale in “American Psycho.” And he’s probably said “Don’t just look at her ass, eat it,” more than once.

I think this calls for a shit-in.

We’re not in an alternate dimension or a parallel universe - we now live in the Red Room of The Black Lodge.

“NTP slams spaghetti all over his shirt because he got distracted watching Netflix.”

That’s because it has to convey just how “epic” it is.

“Honey, that’s not what I meant by paint my taint.”

They’re brothers...

When John Wick’s dog died I lost it. Same when the two hippo/pig/dogs saved their baby hippo/pig/dog in Okja.

Go back and hit ‘em up style?

Well if they’re looking for 96 primo cds of 80's thrash, 90's/00's nu-metal/melodic death metal and a few Modest Mouse albums, have them drop me a line. They’re tucked away in the same case behind all the vinyl albums I picked up in college because I’m a garbage timetraveler.

Probably thinks he’s the Highlander anyway...

Hodor drove a Twodoor.

I don’t think the Proud Boys could get along with the Proud Family.