You don’t see a lot of “Chiller” font anymore, really takes the nuanced guesswork of if they’re going to harvest your skin for fabric if you see that on an email.
I honestly thought you spelled “herb” a different, kind-of-bigoted-sort-of-way at first and got really confused.
It’s hard to plan something regarding fame when you’re past the 15 minute mark.
Every time Chris Martin picks out a new uniform for the band, I bet the rest of them all wonder if it’s worth the money to keep doing that shit (it is).
Sooooo Jezebel-sponsored trip where we book all the rooms and just piss everywhere?
Gojira’s “From Mars to Sirius” - A concept metal album made by Frenchmen that has a huge focus on environmental concerns and global warming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMZSJCgn_K8
1. Sean Bean
2. Mr. Bean
3. Beanie Man
4. Getting hit by a car
5. Beans from “Even Stevens”
Just guessing here, but he might be the fourth warrant re: “obstruction of justice.”
Because Jesus.
“Shit’s pitted, braj.”
The first time I had even been drunk, I dreamed I went hunting with Ted Nugent in a hot air balloon.
Dreams really do come true after all.
You might be my favorite commentator, Varg.
He really blew his chance to talk about the owls when asked about animals.
“Sometimes you just have to suck it up and play through it.”
- Tom Brady
Cue the “Betty White did it because she is the last one standing” jokes in 3...2...1...
I’ve seen this show three times over the past (holy fuck) 6 years, and these were my takeaways:
- Each episode was a mansplaining version of his “studio talks” on Tool Time from “Home Improvement”
- He worked at a sporting good store with Hector Alizondo (spelling?), where there was more mansplaining of things, more so…
And Not-So-Young