#squadgoals

+1 Danny DeVito gif.

I’d probably confuse for the way Nazi Emmitt would say “Jews” with “juice” so I’m all for it.

Oh man... you really missed out not being higher than giraffe pussy for the Crack The Skye tour. That visualizer during “The Last Baron” was bringing tears to my eyes.  

Also never do drugs in Pontiac, MI. You’ll have a bad time.

It’s times like these we need the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt to come into the Oval Office speaking very loudly and wildly swinging his big stick.

The Puppetry of the Penis one though...

Puig Destroyer.

Even if you have a root beer with George W. Bush, hate the guy or not, you’d at least walk away with a fun nickname and maybe even a portrait.

Good boy.

I don’t see “Zyrtec-Induced Napping” on here.

Bad human. Bad!

Can’t really rub her nose in it to shame her...

How is the brown tint not “Piss Poor”?

This is Frank.

Frank is a good dog.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUST THAT FUCKER’S CLOUD.

Pshh, Steve Vai. Closest he is to that is maybe Chickenfoot, but that’s only because he and Sammy Hagar have some investments together.

That’s a good dog.