Did she close her points by singing “And-that’s-the-way-it-issszzzzzzz?”

You’re not down with OPP?

So Fox News is our RT, right? Since we’re now a puppet state?

I don’t have a kid but I did adopt a dog a year ago, guess that makes me a fucking expert on false flag fronts.

(Lifts leg, farts.)

CAME HERE TO POST THIS +1

BRING ON THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT JOKES.

20 years later and Patrick Roy can still eat a whole bag of dicks.

(Toxic) Shocking!

That “Clang!” really gets my dick hard.

WHEN BURNEKO IS GIVING SHIT ABOUT A DUMB ARTICLE ABOUT A GOOD DOG AND FAILS TO UTILIZE PROPER MEMES.

And I doing something wrong by not feeding my dog lettuce?

Anyone tell these two yet?

Explains why he’s so hopping mad.

Hey you try being regular when you swallow that much gum.

I don’t know how to convert ounces to their metric.

“Make sure you sit me next to the black one so people shut up about it.”

His dad stole it from Lee Harvey Oswald.

The only thing weed makes people want to hit is the sack - Either the bed or their balls from furiously fapping.

Lolz Jethro Tull...

I agree, but gosh darn that dog is as cute as a button!