I really hope it was consensual with Meatloaf. Trump sure does have some weird turnons.

Any way you slice it, the cholesterol will get closer to their hearts.

God bless both of you.

I miss Cunnilingus Rice in the White House.

Shit I’m going to go rub one out to Discovery when I get home. What a great album to rub one out to.

It’s a fun game to play with both hands to Daft Punk’s “One More Time,” one hand for the base line and one hand for the vocals. Just keep doing that until you cum then cry about how lonely you are over some ice cream.

It’s fun.

“Oh these? Oh it’s great, they’re easy to slip on and not a lot of flash, it’s the white way, I mean, the RIGHT way to do shoes.”

It’s all so mediocre.

LBJ probably got him beat on the penis department. Trump just implied he has a big dong; LBJ took pride showing it to people.

Dude’s rocking Sorels (I think) - he’s seen some heavy snows before.

I’d tell you to bite my bag, but our farmers’ market and cider mill are seasonal.

-Franklin

Fellow Michigander - Steve and Steve? Naw. But outside of the national touring acts that come by about once every few months, they get a lot of Smashmouths and 3rd Eye Blind acts coming in and out of there on the reg.

I remember seeing the billboard by Uncle John’s Cider mill on US127 where it was Johnny Depp playing…

He was probably courteous to refill her divot after his stroke, though.

You don’t perform at Soaring Eagle Casino and Resort in Mt. Pleasant, MI if you don’t have money problems.

Isn’t Brietbart mostly fanfiction anyway?

My boy Frank’s was a shelter dog, and now I’m his human.

Shatila’s is the shiiiiit!

Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up for Detroit
I love this city

“Commit to the Owls” sounds like a tagline for the new Twin Peaks reboot.

Hooty Hoo, motherfuckers!

I mean come on dude, embrace who you are.