At least we’re all gonna get laid.

I hope Prince comes back as a bird so Bird Prince and the Revolution could happen.

Pass the bleach.

Why is it I can only picture the both of them dancing around the locker room in bathrobes to “Goodbye Horses?”

I’m sure he’d adjust living in the habitat next to all the artwork in Jerry World just fine.

Gentry Beach sounds like the shittiest vacation spot.

I don’t even know what’s real anymore...

I live in Lansing, and I was constantly surprised at the fact there were NO Hillary billboards, lawn signs, anything outside of the occasional ad spot once we were near the election. From about April until he lost, I’d say over 90% of the lawn signs in my neighborhood were for Bernie Sanders, with the other 10% for…

HOOTY HOOO!

I really hope this show gets cancelled before Season 5.

All dressed 4 lyfe.

I’m more surprised he didn’t tuck the back of his sweater into his pants.

Oh my fuck that sand bullshit was awful.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah buddy!

-passes bong-

Higher than giraffe pussy, clearly.

-rips bong-

What does it mean when satire becomes real life?

Predictions for remaining spots:

National Intelligence - Peter Thiel
Interior - Whoever decorated Trump Tower
Agriculture - Probably some guy from Monsanto
V.A. - Based on how he’s address/treated vets? A rotten potato
U.S. Trade Rep -Some guy who worked for Bear Stearns

“Kayfabe? Isn’t that that broad who had the thick pussy lips?”

-Donald Trump

Thank you and bless you.

Dear Jezebels (Jezzies? Jezians?),