Just a SkyyyCaaaaaaaaam, hangin’ in the sky
It’s easy to blame it’s existence 
But don’t ask Derek Carr why
Just a SkyyyCaaaaaaaaam, hangin’ in the sky
Amari Cooper shit the bed
Now my fantasy team’s dead
He told me
Let the players review it
Let the players review it
Amari Cooper, you blew it

Bah, humbug.

That decanter looks like an ash catcher for a bong.

And so, on the third day of the Spring Season, White,American Jesus rose from the dead to go 1 for 4 at bat, and all was good.

Ten years later, Brian Williams is gone from NBC for being a liar and his daughter had her butthole eaten out on HBO.

What a time to be alive.

The “Best Rock Album” is a weiiiiiird one, all over the board with their choices.

Zucker makes praises
Lewandowski claps alone
A major asshole

Hudson, are you a Slipknot fan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s

Nice.

“She could never handle my pipe. I have an amazing pipe. She can try, but she can’t take all of my enormous pipe, believe me.”

Trump - he’s down with OPP, but not RCP.

The last one is clearly Old Gregg.

Might as well call him the Fisher King because he has and will preside over barren lands and all he does is sit there and fish all day. He’d probably have the Holy Grail, but that’s probably just an allegory for “long-standing coaching tenure.”

Sounds like you’re caught in a Bad Romance.

“No... there aren’t any “z’s” in “Missouri,” try again...”

- Yolanda Kumar

TRVE MASTODON FANS CAN HANDLE THEIR CORROSIVES.

I think at this point we’re waiting for Godot.

Hey, leave the noble field of clown science out of this.

He likes Bortles.