Yeaaaaaaaaaaah buddy!

-passes bong-

Higher than giraffe pussy, clearly.

-rips bong-

What does it mean when satire becomes real life?

Predictions for remaining spots:

National Intelligence - Peter Thiel
Interior - Whoever decorated Trump Tower
Agriculture - Probably some guy from Monsanto
V.A. - Based on how he’s address/treated vets? A rotten potato
U.S. Trade Rep -Some guy who worked for Bear Stearns

“Kayfabe? Isn’t that that broad who had the thick pussy lips?”

-Donald Trump

Thank you and bless you.

Dear Jezebels (Jezzies? Jezians?),

Just a SkyyyCaaaaaaaaam, hangin’ in the sky
It’s easy to blame it’s existence 
But don’t ask Derek Carr why
Just a SkyyyCaaaaaaaaam, hangin’ in the sky
Amari Cooper shit the bed
Now my fantasy team’s dead
He told me
Let the players review it
Let the players review it
Amari Cooper, you blew it

Bah, humbug.

That decanter looks like an ash catcher for a bong.

And so, on the third day of the Spring Season, White,American Jesus rose from the dead to go 1 for 4 at bat, and all was good.

The “Best Rock Album” is a weiiiiiird one, all over the board with their choices.

Zucker makes praises
Lewandowski claps alone
A major asshole

Nice.

“She could never handle my pipe. I have an amazing pipe. She can try, but she can’t take all of my enormous pipe, believe me.”

Trump - he’s down with OPP, but not RCP.

The last one is clearly Old Gregg.

Might as well call him the Fisher King because he has and will preside over barren lands and all he does is sit there and fish all day. He’d probably have the Holy Grail, but that’s probably just an allegory for “long-standing coaching tenure.”

Sounds like you’re caught in a Bad Romance.