“No... there aren’t any “z’s” in “Missouri,” try again...”

- Yolanda Kumar

TRVE MASTODON FANS CAN HANDLE THEIR CORROSIVES.

I think at this point we’re waiting for Godot.

Hey, leave the noble field of clown science out of this.

He likes Bortles.

Is she as big as an asshole as her cousin Phil?

“Eh... stick to your day job, son. You can’t sing for shit.”

-Toby Keith

According Action News Jax

Pygar?

“Nobody comes into our house without paying the price.”

-Aaron Rodgers

+1 Hetfield “Heh-Hyeah”

I’m not proud of it. It’s Smashmouth.

EDIT: I totally missed that joke. I’m also not proud of that.

I first read that as “erotic Smashmouth” and it reminded me of the time I got my first blowjob to “All-Star” in high school.

Thank you for that walk down memory lane, Drew.

Sounds like someone has a lacco self control when it comes to buying frivolous, boring white shit.