A bench is certainly a good symbol for someone who spent most of his career as a DH.

If every viewer of Garbage time donated one dollar, she’d be halfway to $1,000.00!

Well thank God we have Aaron Moorehead on that wall at night, letting everyone at Texas A&M Football sleep safe and sound.

Ron Washington’s legacy: the blow.

To me, LeBron really should focus on improving his wing and corner jumpers and move away from the front court. As the years have gone by, it’s become clear LeBron benefits more and more from drawing attention away from the front and towards the sides.

His behind-the-ears tattoo signifies that he’s killed a career.

The team went on to say, “We love you Chris. No hemo.”

Every so often I want to get in touch with my Eastern European heritage and light something on fire and/or attack someone over their slightly different Eastern European heritage, preferably while wearing some form of mask.

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

Onlooker: Nice hands, mister!

are ponytails a thing?

“Should have stopped at six.” - Michael Jackson

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

How is this shocking after last season? No one wants a choker to be their closer.

And had a better fastball.

I love that his best highlight involves double dribbling

Sixers fan: All that scrap has got to be worth something.

We would also accept “irritable dads with law degrees”.

20K is a lot of cursive f's