uh, leaving the feet (repeatedly) is kinda sorta definitely a problem

Here’s to hoping he comes back healthy and motivated next year

*Googles Dearborn*

“Is that a loaded rifle in your pocket or...oh shit, it IS a loaded rifle!”

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a batter get owned so thoroughly by a single pitch.

As if the 14,000 Kinja Deals I have to scroll through aren’t proof enough, Tom comes right out and admits that he is For Sale.

Counter-counterpoint: Dogs fear people so they put up with their shit so they don’t get yelled at.

Counterpoint: Dogs love people so they put up with their shit to make them feel better.

DOUGIE’S GOING DEEP TONIGHT!

I don’t know, probably

Olney’s argument can be rendered invalid before even diving into the merits (there are few/none) when you consider that even if the Marlins could void Gordon’s contract over this, they wouldn’t. Gordon would command a great deal more than his extension if he were a free agent.

Alternate angle:

I do think so Tim.

somebody hates these cans!

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?

Someone fuckin hates this guy

To be fair, I think Berman is used to saying, “This has never happened before. I swear.”