Duece.

“Blake would never do something like this.”

Eric Snow.

Not enough mirrors.

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I was hoping someone would do this. You’re a gift.

“We’re home.”

Hot take incoming: He won’t last 2 years because a millennial can’t communicate effectively with the rest of the NHL establishment.

Subtle.

Counter-counter-counterpoint: Dogs love being yelled at so they put up with people’s shit to give us hope and then they eat my god damn remote again and get what they want.

“At the time, I wasn’t sure if it was the concussions or living in Buffalo [that had adverse effects on mental health]”

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

With that much justice, I bet Roger Goddell would.

Chris Simon!

Let’s remember some cheap shots:

No, he imploded in the 2003 playoffs and was gone in 2004. It was Jeff Hackett’s team until he retired in November/December from vertigo. Robert Esche then took the reins with Sean Burke, Antero Nittymaki and Neil Little playing backup roles throughout the year.

Mike Dunham. Holy shit, I remember him.

Denis Gauthier

First American with three consecutive 50-goal seasons. Suck it Modano.

Did we just become best friends?!