Probably the hospital.

Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.

“Source: Skip Bayless Is Leaving ESPN For Fox Sports”

Sam Bradford is 28 years old. If he does things right, he can get another solid 10 years out of his career as an “Itinerant Veteran QB Mentor.” Mentor Wentz for a season or two, then move to the next sad-sack franchise that has drafted a hotshot rookie that they want to learn from a seasoned pro. Market yourself that…

-Newspaper headline in Philadelphia, 1933-present

Thomas continued: “I mean, obviously it’s Scott Norwood’s fucking foot that does”

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

When told he was going back to Cali, Moody responded, “I don’t think so.”

You should have seen the wake of destruction before it made it to the field...

If you watch the entire video, you’ll find out that it’s because one of the softball players is dead and this is Purgatory.

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

*Applies to all Volkswagen TDI owners, except Touareg models. Touareg payouts will be scaled based on 5x current Kelley Blue Book value of vehicle. Average expected payout is $377.

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

Dale Hunter

Dale Hunter

Fuck Raffi Torres forever.

Downie

I’ve Stopped Trying To Figure Out NHL Discipline