At least their suckitude is directly related to the quantity of Matt Harvey-related posts. He’s the shitty, washed-up gift that keeps giving!

Hmmm. It’s almost as though the Mets suck.

Documentation. Fucking tool.

Scoreboard, sweetheart.

2004, The.Biggest.Choke in the history of sports! Jetah went back to first base after this mess, and the Sox went on to win the World Series, hey, thanks Cheets!

Speaking for all, fuck Crosby, but damn.

Fuck DC, scoreboard says 2-1.

What’s the yankees mascot doing in the mets clubhouse?

Much fun watching this Godless franchise eat shit and die.

Suck big dong, son.

Ah, the teen years.

You mean tea bag.

Anthony Joshua is now Vlad Putin’s favorite boxer.

Not really so stupid. That we have to explain it to you is rather telling.

That’s a fine policy going forward, but maybe they shouldn’t lead players to think they can go right to the NFL if they’re good enough, then wait until after they’ve done accelerated coursework, endured the NFL’s physical workouts and interview grind, and invited friends and family to watch them get drafted only to…

Not a Milbury fan in the least, however he has a valid point here. Save the dancing celebrations for after you hoist the cup.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

That’s not how you slide into the bag. When you’re legitimately sliding into the bag, your foot’s not going that far past it. I don’t think he intended to spike the guy’s knee, but he was pretty clearly trying to take him out.

Right?!! Holy fuck—Cathay Pacific!! I was totally confused by how nice they were to me!!!

After using domestic airlines all my life, I felt like royalty the first time I flew internationally on an Asian airline. I had no idea flying could be such a pleasant experience before that.