I don’t think you quite get it. Thanks to his dad’s big fucking mouth, he is going to be given NO time for rookie growing pains.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I hope 107 years from now when the cubs havent won another world series, people blame trump.

“Anyway, that’s what’s going on at the White House today.”

As if I needed another reason to hate the cubs.

Nah, I was a catcher, some pitchers make it impossible. I had a hose. Ask your sis.

Bagman? What the heck does Jared Kushner have to do with this story?

Really comprehensive coverage of that Ward/Kovalev fight.

No, this will happen.

It usually goes like this: Floyd is fully cloaked early, and your best-ever jabs miss every fucking time.

Real boxers couldn’t get a clean punch to Floyd’s head. This guy in board shorts?

Okay. You don’t think Canelo can hit real hard? Mayweather has faced hard hitting fighters who have some boxing discipline. McGregor isn’t throwing anything at him that he hasn’t seen hundreds of times before with far greater skill.

Hank III is proof that greatness skips a generation.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

No one cares about college rowing but like Donald Trump Jr., I rowed in college. (He was on the team at Penn for 1 year.) The standard by which rowers are judged is 2000 meters on the Concept 2 ergometer. The slowest guy on our team went 6:48. He was 5'10", 171lbs and iron deficient. Still, that score is butt. Donald…

We have paged Tim Salmon.

Him winning wasnt the point. This all started with the dunce claiming half of America sides with Trump. Which is factually way off.

Yes, but why is it that the GOP policies that Trump and co are pushing through are doing nothing but costing me money and/or freedom? Also, why is it that the numbers don’t add up when you say “more than half of us,” regardless of who you turn to, and why is it that you’re so offended?

Less. Less than half. That’s how math works.

Not only would I vote for this man for President, at this point, I can’t think of *anyone* I’d prefer more than him.