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She strikes me as one of those people who prides herself on being an asshole.

I keep hoping people will come to their senses and she'll go the way of Vanilla Ice.

Is it just me or does Captain America look like Nic Cage up there?

Ding ding ding! Someone get this person a prize because this just hit the mark.

Did Danny Tanner write these jokes?

Is "jerking" the wheel the actual term for what they're talking about? Did I miss this in driver's ed.

Meh. He looks like a cast off from the Jesse Williams factory. Like if they tried to make a Jesse Williams/The Rock mixture in that machine from The Fly, but instead of turing out horrific, it was just underwhelming.

I think they assume it's obvious for Jez readers and basically anyone not my 98-year-old Pop Pop? Though you have a point because I assumed this was about road rage.

Reminds me of the "Red Books, Get Brain" ads from 2004-ish. Who are these people coming up with ads like this? My Nana?

Well, he certainly didn't so anything to stop it, and he didn't call the police. And who goes to a Clippers game hours after witnessing a murder/suicide? Also, check out his Twitter. A virtual memorial for Hayes, but all retweets from other, bigger celebrities. Weird, to say the least. He had a lot to gain from this,

If you go by the books and other things it doesn't even change the story. People are assholes.

YES! Well said. I came down to say the same thing, but you said it better.

Cincinnati style Chili is fucking delicious. You can suck a butt, Pinkham!

When people say "Thanks, Obama" they're making fun of right wingers. You can't seriously be this dense?

They were being hyperbolic. Jeez, stick in the arse much?

There are really only so many "your mom" jokes a person can tell.

My little sister used to say she was allergic to orange because she hated the color orange.

There are people who won't eat Mexican food? Why would they torture themselves this way?

Dammit, you beat me to it. Bastard!

Your mom told me. It's a boy!