Who knew the internet had such a thriving dingus population?

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Pussy and dick as well... Why do you presume that the students who fuck teachers for grades are only the ones in possession of a pussy?

my favorite part:

We had to. There was talk of boxes.

Even if there weren't lions in that video, ain't nothing wrong with a non-sequitur.

They probably think you need that space for something important and said fuck it, this is ours now.

The vertical leap into the box at the one minute mark gets me every time.

Those markings are just two-dimensional boxes.

I 100% believe that in another life I was a lion and literally no one on earth will convince me otherwise.

"That which I would love, I must first destroy"—Cat Logic

They're wondering where their victims went.

hahahaha i love this. i fucking love cats. they're so stupid and amazing and hilarious.

Death by apex predator is obviously the coolest way to go.

Excellent choice of mauling. It's like being eaten by a dinosaur.

The box logic described in this article does little to explain:

Big cats like boxes, too.

Sherri Shepherd entered a contract with this woman and backed out of it. I fail to understand how she is not being held accountable for her actions. She appears to just have skated away from the entire thing without any reprocussions.

Indeed, sir. I have two small daughters and every time I sweep I think, "We have fabulous trash."

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