What the eff is your deal? Are you insinuating that 14-year-olds can't be groomed or sexually abused?

Does this douche think that only unattractive dudes catcall?

Why did the dude boo at the end? Wtf? lol

Ken Starr wasn't "the media", he was the special prosecutor that investigated the Lewinsky incident. But considering the work he did to refute the whole Vince Foster assassination rumor started by conservatives, I wouldn't go as far as to say he was trying to embarrass the president. He was just doing his job. Bill…

Yeah, and Chelsea has ten years on Bristol too. I wouldn't want anyone publishing my random encounters at 24-years-old. I was such a little shit.

Right? I'm as liberal as they come but if someone published my random, not for for consumption comments and remarks, I would be a lot more like Bristol than Chelsea (minus the "liberal media" BS of course). Fuck is my favorite word.

You can dislike the Palins and still not support childish, elitist, sanctimonious drivel like this.

Dammit Jez. I dislike the Palin clan as much as the next guy (as a pro-choice advocate probably even more) but this is some elitist, sanctimommy BS right here.

This doctor was a total ass for being so flippant and irresponsible. And I hear you, the thought of bleeding out your ass as your internal organs liquify is scary as hell, however small the chance of actually getting it is. I just recently moved from NYC (my home town) to Las Vegas and I gotta say, it feels like…

I wasn't trying to negate your fears, just realized that my reply was dismissive. I get it. My whole family is in NY and many of my NYC friends are medical workers, so I get it. I just think it's important to remember the fundamentals about how this illness is spread.

Nope, that'a not crazy at all, considering you actually have to be in contact with someone to get Ebola.

Ed Champion called, he wants his schtick back.

But that would mean talking to us like we're people, which we clearly aren't.

With a name like Vaseline, I think my future child's job choices would be limited. I'm thinking proctologist.

I'm going to get pregnant now, just so you can have the honor of naming my spawn.

"It would be a night to remember." Shudder

This review was hilarious and I owe Kelly all my Internets for introducing me to that Nic Cage freak out video. You can suck a butt.

This piece was funnier than any article about sweatpants has a right to be.

One of my cats is called "Sir Poofington Von Kittycat the Third" or Poof Kitty for short. He's a gentleman and a sir.

I laughed so hard at this my pelvic floor exploded.