Best. Open Letter. Ever.

I suppose you think holocaust jokes are harmless too? Racist jokes? Jokes about 9-11? Obviously it did cause emotional damage (and a serious black mark against the school and frat) so I think an apology was in order.

To be fair, you really only can apologize to those you actually offended. If someone isn't offended then your apology doesn't mean anything. I think it's just a turn of phrase.

You're gonna have to write that again, in English. I don't read assholeesse.

Meh, even if his lawyer did, it's still better than the majority of lawyer-written apologies. If lawyers wrote great apologies then we would never hear "sorry not sorry" apologies from celebrities.

I was prepared to roll my eyes but I am pleasantly surprised. This, my friends, is how an apology is made. The funny thing is, I really did think it was satire. Shitty, terrible satire, but satine none-the-less. I'm glad this kid made a legitimate apology instead of hiding behind the satirical intent.

No, she was comparing the baby-making and husband catching portion to the University of Alabama ladies.

My grandfather is like this about Vietnam. He refused to talk about it until the day he died.

Without fail every guy I dated for over 7 months asked me a version of this question on the first date. The only exception was the man I am now married to. Obviously that isn't why we worked out, but I can't help but thinking that it's a small factor.

I bet your thesis will be fascinating, I wish I could read it.

I think that was more of a play on the original music video. They do the exact same thing for Miley Cyrus in "We can't Stop"

I don't think she is saying that it's not admirable to survive in places like Oakland, just that there is a more of a mythology about NYC.

NEVER compare Sinatra to Jay Freaking Z. LOL

That second one is CREEPY accurate.

With an attitude like this no wonder you can't find an American woman. Or any woman, I would venture.

Exactly. I could be on Clean House (CALL ME NIECY< COME BACK TO US) but never Hoarders. I don't have any dead cats or mummified rats.

Sounds like me, only I would also puke about half the time, and I mean PUKE. Like Exorcist pea soup everywhere puke. It was ridiculous.

Same. I think weed is great for other people, and it should totally be legal, but it's not for me. I would much rather do a line or a bump than smoke a blunt or a joint. I don't party any more, but the few times I did blow it was very pleasant. Weed turns me into a tin foil hat wearing nut who eats too much cookie…

Bond is the correct term.

Right? Is it just me, or did Bethenny look kind of disgusted? Like she was trying to keep it cool. But the disgust was there.