I don't at all and I am most definitely a rape survivor.

I'm a mom, so I guess me and my horribly disfigured vagina is out too. So sad, too bad.

You must be very short sighted if you don't think was an issue in the fucking 80's. Ever heard of the "me" generation?

Please go fuck yourself for eternity.

This reminds me of me, circa 1997 in all my brace-face glory. I wouldn't want to go back to those days. At. All.

Um, okay. Whatever you say. I was thinking more along the lines of H. Jon Benjamin's voice being sexy as hell, hence why I also think Bob from Bob's Burger's s hot.

Archer, hands down. Starts out as a total super spy stereotype and has a gad damn baby and a lost love by the last season they did. And I totally wanna bang him (even though he's a cartoon).

I would say I was the worst for laughing at this, but I lost my friend John in the WTC and he would have laughed his ass off at this (he had a sick sense of humor) so I think I'm good.

You're missing the point. She isn't making fun of Taylor Swift, she's making fun of people who won't take the time to check the source of a quote. People will buy any sort of bullshit if it's put out there in fancy fonts with a celebrity behind it.

Did anyone else picture Nigella Lawson's soon-to-be ex?

"I" don't "Know" what you are "talking" about because "this" guy sounds like a "Totally" worthy and reciprocate "catch".

I read this in William Shatner's voice if Shatner had an Iranian accent. It wasn't pretty in my brain.

Newsflash! Cocaine isn't the only drug that comes in powder form! You can snort heroin! Meth! Any number of pills. I found this article judgmental considering this person's obvious addiction issues and naive about drugs and how they work.

You just wanted a chance to pat yourself on the back, methinks.

But if puppeteer read it the correct way then they wouldn't have the opportunity to self-congratulate for 300 words. And no, I don't live at home and haven't since I was 17, I just think this person is SO smug. Yuck.

I have a so-called non-useful English degree and not only did I work my way through college after moving out of my shitty home at 17, but I raised a baby through that (though to be fair, I had a partner who worked as a mechanic and didn't go to university, so he was able to pick up a lot of the slack). I haven't been…

You've obviously never worked in food service.

Then you're breaking the accepted social contract that is assumed when one goes to eat, and therefore deserve all the shitty service and/or server bodily fluids you have most definitely ingested. Bon Appetit, Troll.

Where are you people going that you get such terrible service? Methinks the problem is you. I eat out. All. The. Time. I work constantly and often don't have time to cook a homemade meal. And I work in Manhattan which means I get served by some of the busiest, most stressed out servers in the US. And I can count on…

The concept of a tip has evolved since the initial definition. The entire business model is built on the idea of a tip (in the US).