franceslocke
The Beans, Oh the Beans!
franceslocke

I really don't think he meant that as a homophobic thing. I think he just thinks their marriage is a sham because they are both terrible human beings. He just said it in an terrible way.

I think the part about the sham was a personal jab at their relationship because they are a shitty couple, not because they are gay.

If you didn't recognize that as a joke then you either have no sense of humor or are purposely slow. Either way, I feel sorry for you.

Did you ever stop to think that the sex workers felt looser because they were more comfortable with sex and therefore more relaxed down there?

Yes it's slut shaming. They are saying her vag is loose so she must be having tons of slutty slutty sex. Did you read the tweets? Doing porn doesn't make it okay for people to shame you. There is nothing shameful about it.

True. This is way healthier than a crack habit or that lady who drinks her own pee.

I still love Reese, dammit! I think this makes me like her more, it makes her seem more human.

I had kind of a rough childhood so I've had to play catch-up on a lot of these things. I'm usually pretty good but every once in a while I see something I've never heard of like this. I definitely would have either made the bed or ask though, who would just leave their mess when they're a guest?

I honestly didn't know that was a thing but then again I've never really been a house guest where I wasn't sleeping on the couch. In that case I obviously stripped the bedding because, duh, couch. I'm glad I read this, I would probably have made the bed thinking I was being considerate.

Is it just me or do Miranda Lambert and Blake Sheldon look like the same person with different hairdos? I guess what they say is true, when you're in a long term relationship you start to look the same.

I think it depends on where you go, A friend of mine went to rehab and she brought plenty of books. There were restrictions and the counselors reserved the right to take inappropriate things away but it was never an issue with her.

Not very comfortable in my experience. My partner had one when we first moved in together and it was the first thing to go (his choice, he loved my couch and his was a hand me down).

She was absolutely right. That shiz is gross. Also, sex bandits is my new band name.

Ohhh, so sorry. I'm so used to douche nozzles raining on my parade here lately that I assumed the worst. Keep being hilarious and awesome my good Jezebeller.

Would totally still bang, just sayin.

I'd hit it.

Obviously this whole thing is awful. I was making a joke and bringing into question this misogynist's intelligence. I'm not shocked that someone stupid enough to confuse your and you're is also to stupid to understand that women are people.

I saw that immediately and the nerd center of my brain imploded.

I was going to say the same thing. Though I think it's more about exposure than anything else. I have a friend who does composite sketches for law enforcement and he says that white people who live in areas with a higher concentration of minorities are better at describing them than people from mostly white areas

I feel EXACTLY the same way. I thought I was the only one.