Don't those Jersey Shore assholes fist bump (not to be confused with fist pump, which they also do). I live in NYC and it's always Jersey Shore wannabes that first bump.

Just because there is some decent advice mixed in with all the homophobia and woman bashing doesn't make this a worthwhile article. Though I have to admit I agree with him 100% about fist bumping, Fist bumpers should be fist bumped into hell.

This guys is an obvious douche rocket, but I kind of agree about the fist bumping. Everything else though...I think I have to put my head on my desk for a while now.

I definitely don't think you are a troll. You have valid points, even if I disagree. I think commenters need to chill out to be honest.

I tend to see this as an "agree to disagree" situation. I see your point but I see the author's point too and I also can't see how these women wouldn't be mentally incompetent given the situation. I do think your little "sorry folks" is patronizing though.

I laughed so hard I nearly shit myself.

I get what you're saying. Though it's one thing to mutter something under your breath (we've all been there) it's another to make you and your establishment look totally nuts on the internet. I've called customers worse than this to myself or my coworkers.

Oh you naughty girl...I checked the math.

I get what you're saying, I used to work in the industry too but this was too much. There is enough misogynistic shenanigans that go along with working at a restaurant, this is just a peek at that for restaurant civilians. I wonder how he treats his female staff if he thinks it's okay to call a female CUSTOMER these…

So disappointing because I love this place but the downright chauvinistic comments made have put me off forever. I used to live in Boston and I still go there monthly for business, and I used to take clients there all the time. Never again, but they are losing a considerable amount from the loss of my business. I…

I want to buy all of their supply and bathe in it.

I wanted to add that I totally get why being straight is assumed, simply because there are more of them. I just see how that could be frustrating.

There is more to sexuality than gay or straight. I, myself, am bisexual. And like KnightofCydonia mentions, those statistics are probably way off for a myriad of different reasons. As a bi woman I get the discomfort that comes with being assumed to be one thing or another. And I get it from both sides. Straight and…

I agree. Only the adults at my Thanksgiving table were the adults. The kids got plastic and liked it, lol. The only reason the adults got the good china is because this is my first major family Thanksgiving where I cooked and I wanted to impress everyone. A couple of years from now there is no way I will do that. I…

Meh, I live in the Rockaways. We all have each other's backs. I guess the difference is this is the type of area where people talk to each other and know each other.

She made a wrong turn. Read the news stories before making superior posts.. Asshole. Her fucking kids are DEAD. GONE. Don't you think she feels bad enough. By the way, her neighborhood did NOT have a mandatory evacuation. She was in Zone B. They were told they would be fine. She didn't try to leave until it was too…

My husband and I live in the Rockaways in NYC and our neighborhood was devastated. We both helped people both during the storm and after. My husband pulled people from the rubble and stepped up when the time came. I want to make excuses for these people too, but what it comes down to is fight for flight. Some people…

I love Finland personally. I just figured it was a joke.