Ugh, I forgot about that. I feel a rage headache coming on...

This is exactly why I don't drink at the bar any more. I never enjoyed the whole meat market club scene.

I had someone I believed to be a close friend spike my drink and force himself on me. I can't even imagine how much worse I would have felt if he had also taken pictures of me and plastered them on Facebook. We don't even know if all of these people intended to get drunk or abused alcohol. The idea that even one of…

At least some of those girls have to be underage too, wouldn't a crotch shot of a 15 year old be considered child porn? I took five minutes to read some of the comments on the picture of the three girls lifting their dresses up and if the commenters are to be believed those girls are middle school age.

I received a hand me down pair after my sister bought them and saw no results. I tried them in good faith and I also saw no results, even after wearing them on a 10 mile hike. I did notice that my back pain (caused by a nasty car accident when I was hit by a drunk driver) was reduced quite a bit. Usually when I hike…

I think it's so tacky to brag about money. my BIL does this and he isn't even rich. He will post pictures of his rented Audi and brag like he can afford that thing for more than one day, lol

You should do it, I would totally submit pics of my fake Coach bag that I bought on Canal street for $40 and my numerous hospital bills that I can't pay! What fun!

My mind is blown...that totally sounds like a classic Scientology move.

Though I don't think it's any of my business, I honestly think John Travolta is probably bisexual. He seems to have had a perfectly happy marriage with his wife and they had three children together. Of course this could all be a farce, but something about it feel genuine. I think there are too many accusations…

Both,obviously.

My grandmother liked Hooters too! What an odd thing to have in common. She used to order ahead and have my grandfather or my dad pick it up for her (which I'm sure they Haaated,amirite?) because she genuinely liked the wings but didn't enjoy the optimum boobage she had to see when she went there, lol.

In the next shot his head explodes because those bitches are just too tit-tastic for him. They had to edit that part out though.

Son Acquires Feces is the name of my new band...

My stuff keeps posting two or three times too, so don't feel bad. I blame the commenting system.

Oh Snap!

This piece made me literally laugh out loud while reading it on my iphone on public transportation. I officially became 'that creepy chick laughing to herself' so I think the caps lock can stay. Just for Lindy though.

Perhaps Scrotum Dropping Scud Puss?

My boyfriend used to try that crap. He somehow forgot the months we dated before moving in together where I saw him do his own laundry and dishes competently.

"OMG. You are seh. Brehv." I almost crapped myself I laughed so hard. I could really picture your body contorting in rage as you wrote that! I <3 you Lindy, as always.

"OMG. You are seh. Brehv." I almost crapped myself I laughed so hard. I could really picture your body contorting in rage as you wrote that! I <3 you Lindy, as always.