...and Newt Gingrich!

I... actually agree with him, and I don't know how this makes me feel.

Why would you post this?! I am agreeing with Romney and now I don't know how to think or feel.

This tweet is a mixed bag of gold.

Holy crap, this has been a really weird day. Now I'm agreeing with Mitt Romney!

On our way home from the march, my friend remarked: 'I didn't see one person from SantaCon who I would like to get to know, not even a little bit.'

Judas Not Allowed to be Priests

I figured she put Ron and Hermione together because she hated chemistry.

Karagiannis then deployed the "We have black friends" defense, adding, "We have a Redskins fan club and every week there are 12-15 black guys who come in to watch the games. We are not racist at all and serve anyone."

Publishing this tool's views on the Internet is literally the opposite of silencing him.

And yet, somehow, there are still people who defend him. At this point, I think we're a bit beyond skepticism. This is charging full on into "impossible to not believe" territory.

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

Yes. Yes it will.

He is 18 and he's been criminally charged as an adult. Nothing unusual about identifying him.

Hey, we have good chili in Oklahoma. Also, marriage equality.

I offer you three for the price of one!

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.