If I have to feel discombobulated then you all have to feel discombobulated. Those are the rules.

I'm just going to assume that somewhere there's a bunch of monkeys typing Shakespeare and leave it at that.

It just feels off, like when you get a new phone and none of the apps are where you're used to. THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

The cancellation has me agreeing with Mitt Romney. This is quite possibly the worst thing James Franco has ever done to me.

Go ahead and use the word Redsk*in as a defense against racism. It's worked so well for Dan Snyder.

They reduced his bond today to $150,000.

Donald Glover and Kay Cannon are credited as the Executive Story Editors, with Tina Fey as writer. I'd love to hear what they have to say about this.

A Gay-thiest?

Will his mugshot tide you over for now? Not quite so smug anymore.

Here's what OSCN has on his case. And here's his (still active) Plenty of Fish profile.

If his online presence is to be believed he's still doing just fine. He actually has a dating profile up at Plenty of Fish. It's disgusting.

The Chiefs are actually next on the list, after Washington and Cleveland.

No comma was needed as the quotations were not being used to convey direct speech, nor are they subordinate clauses.

I've been called the R word and I've been called an Oklahoman. Only one was meant to belittle me.

Judging from your misuse of "your" I'm surprised your mom let you borrow her phablet before nap time.

While worse than blanket butt but less so than prairie n*gger I can tell you, as someone who lives in Oklahoma while Native, the R word is MOST DEFINITELY a slur. No one says it to you as a compliment.

I still can't fathom why this continually keeps happening. There are over 500 federally recognized Native American tribes in the US. Each has a rich, diverse culture. Not all wear War Bonnets. When that sacred item is used to define "Native Culture" it effectively dismisses all those tribes who are unique. This is…

Pharrell has apologized.

I am sorry but you are gay now. You should have received your conscription letter last week. Please rent a U Haul and move in with another woman immediately.

Reese likes whispers. Laura Jeanne likes it LOUD.