Now that's a good MOH.

says the lady who went to cpac

And that's how the MOH do.

This story doesn't even compare...

About ten years ago, I drove from NY to my new home in the South with my cat, who thought car trips were the devil. I stopped at a motel in northern Alabama for the night. It was fine, until my cat went missing the next morning. After much searching, no cat, so I left my number with the manager in case they found her…

OH MY GOD! That last one!

I was staying at a Holiday Inn on Thanksgiving night on Hollywood Blvd with my family. My dad was getting a cosmetic surgery the next day at Cedar Sinai so my mom and sisters and I were all going to initiate ourselves into the madness that is Black Friday.

We checked in around 8pm and at…

I call shenanigans on the ironing board.

Cool, except they still have no right to force women to carry unwanted pregnancies. No amount of concern for the poor will ever make their forcing their religious beliefs on others OK.

I love how they think abortion commentary is relevant in a message about their bigoted, racist members.

The blood of a human male.

The blood of a human male.

This is the one that falls off things when I pet her too much. She must be really deep undercover or really dumb.

This reaffirms my belief that old white men do not fucking understand the concept of personal space.

RIP Giggy

I once accidentally stepped on a customer's service dog. The poor thing was resting politely under a table, but I moved out of someone's way without looking and got his toe. He yelped, I apologized profusely, the customer was extremely gracious, and I almost cried. I could not imagine how I would react to kicking a…

Hey Badger... BADGER! Yo! I think someone wants to order a salad.

So children are very much like cats then!

Here's my scary as fuck McDonald's story.

I was on a road trip and had been driving all night, and pulled in at about 5 am on a Sunday to a location in a suburban strip mall. Placed my order, and pulled up to the take out window.

I don't know what had taken place just before I got there, but the manager (I assume he…

I'm so glad the baby punting story ended with the parents apologizing.

Most Orthodox women I know would not be caught dead in that travesty. Step up your wig game, Scandal.

I was just about to say, I taught science at an Orthodox Jewish high school and this wig would be given the side-eye. This is TV! Why can't it look better?!