After a quick trip to IMDB, I’m pleased to note that my Caroline Dhavernas-spotting skills are sharper than ever.

What is Vorenus doing here?

*Bisexuality

Just disappointed this article wasn’t about Hannibal fandom.

Dude she tried to warn him!

“Most adults tend to forget about fingering”

Good luck with that, tough guy.

Seems to me that if your husband is so concerned about finding hair in his lunch, he can make his own damn lunch.

Something something CHEMTRAILS

Hamlindigo.

Someone get that squirrel a robot!

This is a tangent at best, but I've just finished watching The Fall, and between that and Breaking Bad (and this story), I have to wonder why the hell people think their children's rooms are good places to hide shit. Because kids are definitely not curious, nosy little fuckers who get into everything..?

Maeby.

DIY that shit.

DIY that shit.

Maybe just a big Rocky Horror fan?

Your father-in-law is definitely trolling you. Troll dads are the best dads, though.

It's interesting that you mention sales, because that's exactly the impression it gives: that they're trying to sell me something (literally or figuratively). And/or that they've just read a book on neuro-linguistic programming.

I'll consider that. But I know I'm not the only person who finds it off-putting, and this post is about first impressions, which are not so much about considering as about gut reactions.

This is somewhat subjective, but don't use their name TOO much. When someone I've just met uses my name several times in a brief conversation, it comes off more as manipulation than charm.