I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

Same! Saw so much of that face in Hannibal

#notalllizardpeoplefromouterspace

Are the pants foofy to accommodate more bees?

BiRacial

She’s not a con artist and I’m not a skin-suit operated by sentient bees.

White people are fucked up.

It’s probably time to stop taking her word for it.

Not a con artist?

to be fair though like i am SO GLAD that twitter did not exist when i was in high school

She has gotten so smart recently. This is basically my response to the entire comment kerfuffle that was going on in the texting “hey” article yesterday.

Miley Cyrus says “Fucking is easy. You can find someone to fuck in five seconds. We want to find someone we can talk to. And be ourselves with. That’s fairly slim pickings.”

Sounds like someone is suffering from “I’m a nice guy gentleman/asshole” syndrome. Devastating disease really... Symptoms include entitlement & obnoxiousness. Sufferers are usually TERRIBLE in bed.

Holy shit, you’re only heading off to uni next year? You’re going to knock ‘em dead there. One of the best posts I've seen on Jezebel.

This is particularly interesting because Priapus more or less is his penis in terms of symbolism, so it is odd that he would have a problem with fertility. I think it is possible that the phimosis is more symbolic than anything else.

Eh, kids.

Yes, that is my disorderly goat. It is irrelevant how he ended up in New Jersey when I live in the Pacific Northwest. Please send him to my house now.

AND the goat we deserve.

This is not my goat but I want this goat.

LETS KEEP IT!!!