I feel there's a bit of a sweet spot: it is insulting if i talk with someone and they've obviously forgotten my name as soon as i said it , but it is also irritating if they keep repeating my name about every other sentence (it comes of like they've had a few too many 'how to make people like you' seminars:…

You've brought up another pet peeve of mine: badly executed interpretations of the latest(!!!one11) psychology study, GUARANTEED! (TM)

At a coffee shop where I worked, we came in one day to find that the owner had put up new wall art. It was a bunch of coffee related fake art nouveau prints. No less than 3 said "Expresso". They all quietly disappeared over the course of the day. How do you OWN A COFFEE SHOP and still think it's "expresso"?

I went with my dad to a very famous pub in central London. Dad asked for a whisky mac, which the woman serving hadn't heard of. My dad explained what was in it.

Not only that, but you're in a Waffle House around midnight- if weird Twilight Zone shit isn't happening, you should probably run.

This, this and this.

Got into an argument last week because my husband put mayo in the mashed potatoes he made for us and he didn't say anything until after I'd eaten it.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Nah, they only care about controlling women's reproductive health.

This story is too soon after the one about Taco Bell's Cap'n Crunch frosting-filled bites for me to feel comfortable.

Please remember to spay and neuter your pop-star/tv preachers, folks.

if i were one of these men, this lawsuit would make me a little teste.

BALLER. Respect.

If Ananlise is his mom I will stop fucking watching that shit is so obvious. It is much, much more interesting if she "mothers" him because she knows that's how to get to him. Like she related to Connor by highlighting their supposes similarities. I just want her to be good at knowing what people want and need to…

They seem cool enough that I can ALMOST forgive the Scientology.

"My favorite thing about Bruno Mars is... *sigh*... Bruno Mars." — my mom, IRL

Fair point. I've just fallen under his spell. He's like magical dancing sprite.

Who the fuck hates on Bruno Mars? Dude is like a little dancing ray of sunshine. I want to keep him in my pocket for days when I'm sad. I can open it and he'll be in there all dancing and smiling and singing like yea yea YEA!

That scene when Annalise was having her head scratched by her mom brought me to tears. I've been in that exact position and had many poignant conversations and shared many secrets with my mother doing that same thing. I miss my Mummy.