Bro, do you not even see what he wears? His clothes are never correctly fitted. He looks like a little boy dressing in his fathers suit clothing.

The guy has never been well dressed. Money can’t buy taste, class, or style.

He always looks like a sack of shit. He wears suits that are too big for him because he’s in terrible shape and wants to conceal it.

I honestly don’t think he has it in him to actually do the job. It’s so insanely stressful and demanding, I wouldn’t be surprised if he were to eventually step down due to “health concerns” leaving us... oh God... Pence. I need a drink.

God, I hope so. Maybe all those taco salads have finally caught up to him.

No. This is not accurate.

Pence... might actually be worse? This reminds me of when some people were disappointed that W didn’t actually choke to death on that pretzel and I had to remind them that meant Cheney would be the president.

I would be terrified to touch anything for fear of breaking it. “That cup cost $1,000.” “..b.bbut.. it was a cup!”

Wow. You’re right. That’s real terror in those little eyes. I bet his heart’s beating like a rabbit.

President Mike Pence would be more of a shock than the shock therapy he wants to give LGBT people

My biggest worry is that the stress of having to act presidential will be enough by itself to kill Donny in short order (to say nothing of his age, diet, and likely substance abuse), and then we get president Pence, and fuck that.

Or President Ryan.

President Pence is a far more terrifying prospect.

God save us from President Pence.

I know the chances are remote, but it would be interesting if the Electoral College voters decided to go a different route. Especially considering the upcoming Trump University trial as well as the Russians coming out and saying they worked directly with Trump campaign officials.

That’s because he can’t believe he won and now has to take over a very stressful position. Those goldilocks aren’t going to last long.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

I so agree. Oh, god. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

He looks terrified, like, “what the hell did I get myself into here?”

Not even ranked previously, make strong move right to the top. Not sure what it is, but they really don’t seem to like you guys (despite all the help you gave them!). Unclear if Deadspin will be considered “Press” (ED: I hope not, as I’d really miss the Dick Joke Jambaroo)