In a pinch, you can use the handle of a spoon or fork as a stand-in for a butter knife. Works pretty well, especially with peanut butter!

Without knowing anymore about that Levine study, couldn’t you argue that Spainer should have also thought that McQueary was telling the truth, too? So, if you have two conflicting ideas - a guy isn’t a pedophile and a guy IS a pedophile - wouldn’t you then be obligated to investigate and determine if a guy you have on…

I mean, she’s doing a pretty good job of making herself happen. I don’t think AV Club is really moving her needle for her.

Well, the suit is just a mo-cap overlay in the film, right? 

I feel like The Rock’s constantly sunny demeanor has this commentor shook.

A kiss is not a contract, but it’s very nice.

I can’t believe someone who starred in San Andreas would be loyal to a fault.

I guess someone didn’t watch a lot of AMC on Sunday mid-mornings growing up.

“No, they’re not chanting, ‘Fuck Trump!’, sir, they’re chanting ‘BOOOOOO-URNS!’”

As the father of a 3 year old, there are several times throughout the year that I’d love a brick and mortar toy store. I do buy stuff on Amazon, but things that I’m not already familiar with are hit-and-miss. For example, I bought a little T-ball set a while back, and what arrived (while not bad, per se) wasn’t what I…

I may be mistaken, but wasn’t it the DoP who said people don’t know what they’re talking about?

I selfishly would love a Riddler more like the Arkham games and less like the Forever version (although, we kind of got one of those in Incredibles 2. Elastigirl tracking Screenslaver is basically right out of Arkham City).

I mean, they had a King’s Moot in the Iron Islands not that long ago. That’s basically what they had in King’s Landing.

Maybe he wants the employee discount?

“Daniel Jones out here dropping dimes.”

Wouldn’t it be smarter, and cleaner, for the NFL to put a real effort into educational programs for kids, so they grow up understanding things like, “When I’m mad, I shouldn’t hit a woman or a kid”? Some people are just wired poorly, but I wonder if programs aimed at kids regarding emotional health wouldn’t A) be more…

What if Rey is just going to call herself Rey Skywalker? She doesn’t have a last name right now, right?

That player is not an employee of Tom Izzo.

I remember when he came up, I was 17 and still really in to baseball, and I thought, “This guy’s 27, and coming over from Japan? And he’s not a pitcher? Yeah, good luck.”

A lot of these guys shoot themselves in the dick because there’s a prominent vein.