In a pinch, you can use the handle of a spoon or fork as a stand-in for a butter knife. Works pretty well, especially with peanut butter!

Without knowing anymore about that Levine study, couldn’t you argue that Spainer should have also thought that McQueary was telling the truth, too? So, if you have two conflicting ideas - a guy isn’t a pedophile and a guy IS a pedophile - wouldn’t you then be obligated to investigate and determine if a guy you have on…

I mean, she’s doing a pretty good job of making herself happen. I don’t think AV Club is really moving her needle for her.

I feel like The Rock’s constantly sunny demeanor has this commentor shook.

A kiss is not a contract, but it’s very nice.

I can’t believe someone who starred in San Andreas would be loyal to a fault.

I guess someone didn’t watch a lot of AMC on Sunday mid-mornings growing up.

“No, they’re not chanting, ‘Fuck Trump!’, sir, they’re chanting ‘BOOOOOO-URNS!’”

Maybe he wants the employee discount?

“Daniel Jones out here dropping dimes.”

Wouldn’t it be smarter, and cleaner, for the NFL to put a real effort into educational programs for kids, so they grow up understanding things like, “When I’m mad, I shouldn’t hit a woman or a kid”? Some people are just wired poorly, but I wonder if programs aimed at kids regarding emotional health wouldn’t A) be more…

That player is not an employee of Tom Izzo.

I remember when he came up, I was 17 and still really in to baseball, and I thought, “This guy’s 27, and coming over from Japan? And he’s not a pitcher? Yeah, good luck.”

A lot of these guys shoot themselves in the dick because there’s a prominent vein. 

Choke Chortles?

Good luck in the replies!

One is a donation, the other is fraud.

College athletics was the window The Key crawled through to raid the house.

Are you postulating that Wilson breached his contract with OKC? Are you aware of the terms of his contract?

Especially in the NBA, they’re not paid to “shut up”. They’re paid to play basketball, and they can do anything while being a law abiding citizen when the clock isn’t running.